The Day of UNaccomplishment

Yes, you heard me UNaccomplishment. Buckle up cuz today was a thoroughly annoying day of getting nothing I had planned done! My only hope is to hole up and knit the night away snuggled up to the boy watching Fiddler on the Roof (but some how that dream will be dashed as well.)

4:45 am
I wake up and can not get back to sleep because I am thinking about all the things that need to be done for the day. Try as I might to ignore these things, I decide it is best to just quickly plan the attack for tomorrow and stop worrying about it. So I do, but I still lie awake.

7:10 am
Finally, and slowly, drifting off to dream land. Ahhh sweet sandman!

7:30 am
Time to rise and shine. :o( Ugh! Shower, dress, etc. Head to work.

9:30 am
Head to tailors to pick up shirt and shorts, unfortunately, when I arrived she said she had totally forgotten and that I should drop by tomorrow.

Head to the golf course for a 10:00 am makeup session since we got rained out last Wednesday.

10:10 am
Arrive and find my teacher attending the front counter. He tells me to go down to the driving range and introduce myself to BJ. So, I walk down there and say hello and explain why I'm there. BJ looks at me like I'm crazy, mumbles "good thing Ramone let me know" (all sarcastic like), grabs a club I am SOOOOO not familiar with, and finally gives me some balls. He says "just you know do like you were taught on the other clubs," and then promptly walks away, saying nothing to me again until I need more balls.

Needless to say, I jetted out early, stopping to tell Ramone that our class was awesome and so was he and that I'd see him on Wednesday at our usual time.

10:45 am
Head to the range to meet coach for some training. Coach calls and says nevermind I can't go right now, let's go at 2:00 pm. :o( So I turn around and head back to the office to do a little work.

11:00 am
All office equipment is broken for one reason or another....NOTHING gets accomplished.

2:00 pm
Coach calls and cancels training. He's too tired.

5:00 pm
Head home to make dinner.

8:00 pm
Still waiting to make dinner cuz the boy hasn't called.

9:00 pm
Boy calls says everyone at work is going out to the bar and he must escort. Dinner still not cooked.

11:00 pm
I go to bed because the day has not gotten any better...at all!